On my way back from Utah last month, I traveled by plane. And wouldn’t you know it, I accidentally bought a ticket in first class. I was sitting among men in fancy suits and rich, nuclear families. It was odd, but not nearly as odd as…

The pillow and blanket I was provided (for a three hour flight)…

So much legroom that I couldn’t have touched the seat in front of me with my knees if I tried…

And all the free snacks that I could ask for.

So… uh… I guess that’s the story. See you tomorrow.