I’ve written about this before – Aldo having some strangely sexual advertising.
The last one featured a girl straddling a giant blue…. well, it looked like a dick but it was supposed to be a palm tree.
Anyway, I walked past the store today and saw that they had finally changed out the ad posters. Now, the guy was the one on the blue tree-dick.
It was at that point I thought that maybe Aldo’s advertising department just had an unrealistically clean mind and never saw it as phallic.
Maybe I just have a dirty mind and…

God damn it, Aldo.